tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13638205.post2533751652726945402..comments2023-08-24T12:03:45.626-04:00Comments on The Multiple Sclerosis Companion: Why, God? WHY????pbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11568681879593734160noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13638205.post-39766512236974244982007-08-21T11:22:00.000-04:002007-08-21T11:22:00.000-04:00So, let me see if I understand:Stomping brain cell...So, let me see if I understand:<BR/><BR/>Stomping brain cells is actually good for me.<BR/><BR/>Or do I misunderstand:<BR/><BR/>I am the slower, weaker member of the herd, culled out as an embarrassment to the real drinkers.<BR/><BR/>Bah!<BR/><BR/>Hand me a bottle of decent Scotch and another of Schweppes soda water and I'll take on all comers!<BR/><BR/>After all, it's not for nothing that I have adapted and survived the sucky immune system that was dealt me...pbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11568681879593734160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13638205.post-497766867696878602007-08-21T10:47:00.000-04:002007-08-21T10:47:00.000-04:00Heh ... I thought it was Battlestar Galactica let ...Heh ... I thought it was Battlestar Galactica let the slowest ships get blown up by the cylons ... not buffalo. Although, I will say that buffalo are quite a bit more tasty than space ship rubble.mdmhvonpahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05319386081400881905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13638205.post-38727381673346205212007-08-21T10:19:00.000-04:002007-08-21T10:19:00.000-04:00The BUFFALO THEORY: One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff...The BUFFALO THEORY:<BR/><BR/> One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. <BR/>Here's how it went:<BR/> <BR/> "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members . In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." <BR/><BR/>Linda D. in SeattleBRAINCHEESEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04478852688645497036noreply@blogger.com