My last "conversation" on the phone:
texter: Hey
pb: Hey yourself
texter: Whats up?
pb: Ok. Who's this?
texter: This is joel. Is this john?
pb: Nope. Wrong number.
texter: Ok lol. Im sorry to bug ya.
pb: No problem
texter: K. Unless your a girl and want to chat. Haha jk
pb: Female. Wanna talk about SocSecurity or AARP?
texter: Ha ha sure :-)
pb: No. Seriously. 57 years old. Have a nice day.
texter: K. Have a good one.
